Humor
epub, mobi |eng | 2019-06-10 | Author:Alice Kuipers [Kuipers, Alice and Toledano, Diana]

I write: The wagons go upside down, like on a real roller coaster. And the Book Odyssey is a fantastic . . . I think of some more adjectives. I ...
( Category: Humor June 11,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-05-06 | Author:Victoria J. Coe

Hattie leaps up, gasping. She takes a few steps toward Marcus. “Um, hey!” she cries, her hand on her face. She turns the painted cheek away from him. Clearly, she’s ...
( Category: Humor June 11,2019 )
epub |eng | | Author:Books Kid & Elliot Gaudard

“That’s enough, you two.” Mr. Bing intervened to separate us. “Would you liKe to explain what’s going on here?” Wesley looKed at me. I looKed at Wesley. Everyone Knows you ...
( Category: Humor June 11,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-06-10 | Author:Elise Primavera [Primavera Elise]

The fox turned on his oven. “You would be good with carrots and onions,” he muttered. “Who are Carrots and Onions?” the dog asked. “Do they know where the lady ...
( Category: Humor June 11,2019 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-08-25 | Author:Hale, Shannon [Hale, Shannon]

THE GIRLS RAN. THE WALLS GROANED WITH stress, and each painting they passed only compounded their worry. “It’s right behind you!” yelled a girl in a painting holding a watering ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths June 10,2019 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-10-20 | Author:Hale, Shannon [Hale, Shannon]

For he’s a jolly good Charming! For he’s a jolly good Charming! Let’s give him a piece of pie! Several forkfuls of charmberry-rhubarb pie later, Darling joined him at the ...
( Category: Short Story Collections June 10,2019 )
epub |eng | 2013-04-08 | Author:Liesl Shurtliff [Shurtliff, Liesl]

CHAPTER TWENTY Trolls Smell, but They Also SMELL The trolls and I stood still and silent for a moment, transfixed by the pile of treasures below. The only sound was ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths June 7,2019 )
epub |eng | 2017-10-30 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

CHAPTER 34 Meredith flags me down outside the church, ten minutes before rehearsal the next day. I have Emma with me. “My turn to babysit,” I tell Meredith. “I’m not ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2016-11-21 | Author:Bill O'Reilly & James Patterson [O'Reilly, Bill & Patterson, James]

Please? Dear God, can you hear me? I’m little. Illustrated by Amy Bates Please? Swing me! Illustrated by Tracy Dockray Please? I’ve been extra good this year. Illustrated by Scott ...
( Category: Beginner Readers May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-11-14 | Author:James Patterson & Steven Butler [Butler, James Patterson and Steven]

Oh! They’re the ugliest, scariest, most hateful words. My spine judders and I get a sickly swooshy feeling in my belly whenever someone says them out loud. It’s left me ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2014-11-24 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

Okay, this is me being super honest again: I have to admit that school has kept getting better and better since E came back. All of a sudden my table ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2017-06-12 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

I think the actor playing Pottymouth was the same guy who did the voice for the Principal Blerguson character, because Pottymouth’s imitation of the principal was dead-on perfect (even better ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2016-12-12 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

I crawl into the burrow, just in time for the nightly food run. Am I ready to face danger once again? Absolutely not. Am I ready to face Lucifer again? ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2016-03-21 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

“You build a speech with the blocks of what you know,” says Ms. O’Mara. “It’s a lot like doing improv in theater.” “So, when you improvise a scene, you just ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )
epub |eng | 2015-03-16 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts [Patterson, James & Tebbetts, Chris]

33 BACK AT THE LAB… STARFISH Later that night, I’m about to hit the sack when G-ma comes into my room. “Did you feel pressured to say yes to that ...
( Category: Humor May 29,2019 )